The Bar Where Code Goes to Drink (Funny story)

[lalazen92]

One night, PHP, ASP, and HTML walk into a bar.


HTML sits down first and proudly says,

“I structure everything around here. Without me, nobody would even look good!”

PHP laughs and replies,

“Yeah, but you’re all looks and no brains. I handle the logic, the decisions, the real work!”

ASP rolls his eyes and mumbles,

“Back in my day, we ran the whole web on Windows servers. Kids these days with their open-source nonsense…”

Suddenly, a cool, slick guy named JavaScript slides in. Sunglasses on. Indoors.
He says,

“Relax, old-timers. I run both front and back now. I’m everywhere.”

Everyone groans.


Then CSS walks in, dramatically flips their hair, and says,

“You’d all be naked without me.”

The bartender, an old UNIX script, wipes the counter and says,

“You all talk big, but without me, you wouldn’t even start.”

They all raise a glass in awkward agreement… except HTML, who’s still waiting for someone else to give him purpose.

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Moral of the story:
Even code has its egos — but when they work together, the internet actually functions (most of the time).

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Want a part 2 with Python, Java, or maybe a love triangle between CSS, HTML and JS?