Now, I know what you’re thinking – the URL is huge, and it looks fucking stupid. Bear with me. It’s worth it, I promise. Maddos is a fantastic directory theme, and it might just be exactly what you need, provided you’ve got your heart set on owning your very own porn directory site. Technically, you could use this bad boy for non-pornographic content too, but who the fuck would use your website then? Soccer moms? They aren’t frequent clickers. With fappers, you have the guarantee that they’ll get thirsty again when they recharge their balls. Anyways, I’m not here to convince you to get into the online porn marketing industry – you’re already here. Let’s talk about Maddos.
It’s simple. The directory layout was defined way back in the day by The Big List of Porn. That website looked like ass and ran like dog poo, but it had a ton of smut links on it, so people loved it. It’s the site that inspired my job. No lie. That’s what got me into this industry. And look at you now, following in my footsteps. Well, if you want to be the next PornDude, you can. Maddos is explicitly a one-stop-shop solution for people who want to run their porn directory through WordPress. There are pros, and there are cons to using WordPress for your business, and I’ll go through them all, and we also need to go through the actual theme quality itself. All in all, I’ll say, Maddos gets the job done. It’s no joke.
The Directory Layout
You’ve seen it a thousand times before – tons of columns with titles and lists of shit that people want to see. It’s the nicest way to break down porn sites into relevant categories for people to sift through. It’s how a porn food menu would look if there were such a thing as a porn restaurant. No customer would be confused about where to look for the exact flavor of smut they’re hungry for that evening. You want anal; you got it. Find it under the genre section. Oh, you’re in the mood for something more specific, like porn games? We’ve got you covered under the gaming section. It’s a sex buffet, and all the smut is served piping hot.
Now, as for the content that goes onto the site, well, that’s your job. You’re the porn curator. People are paying you for the privilege of finding out what you consider to be fap-worthy smut. It’s every guy’s dream job. Don’t lie to me. I know you get hard just thinking about it. It’s fantastic stuff. So, I wholeheartedly encourage you to follow in my footsteps and get your very own porn directory up and running. Don’t forget to get referral links for any websites you link to. You don’t want to be doing this shit for free. You could technically run ads on your site and make your money that way, but that’s just going to bog down the experience and encourage people to give you the middle finger and fuck off. Ad-free, with referrals, is the way to go. That’s my wisdom.
WordPress and Maddos
WordPress is the engine that drives your site; Maddos is the theme that brings it all together and gives you all the tools you’ll need to have a porn directory up and running from the get-go. Personally, I prefer porn directory scripts that are bare and written for this specific purpose, but I can imagine many among you’d choose WordPress on principle. Let’s get down to brass tacks – WordPress is a steaming pile of shit. But it’s a popular pile of shit, like that one guy in high school that everyone liked, even though he had no real redeeming qualities. That’s WordPress for you. People who are familiar with its dashboard don’t want to migrate.
In case you’re a WordPress maniac, and you want to keep it in the family, you can get Maddos for a lean one-time payment of only $35, and your entire WordPress will instantly become a porn directory. Well, I say porn directory, I mean directory, but you get it already. Could you not make me repeat myself? You’re free to edit this bad boy anyway you want. Once you buy the theme, it’s yours to tinker with any way you’d like. Plus, you gain from all the features that WordPress benefits from. The extensibility is implied.